lnternetexplorers: the world’s going to end on 31 December 2099 because that’s the date the Windows calendar stops
sombrero91: 90skidandcompany: Gettin real tired of your bullshit Chuckie
andwhatascummyman asked: : O Do you play the accordion? if yes, thats awesome :) Is it difficult?
Will this be on the test? Yeah, about that - the test will measure whether you...– John Green
This is the kind of thing that makes me laugh harder than anything else and I’m not completely sure why.
jtotheizzoe: chels: Listen to the Higgs Boson ...
thesupremedalek: wachtelspinat: ...
I'm terrible at comforting people. I'm just like
sodamnrelatable: Uh.. biggest gpoy I’ve yet to find
pedestrians: stupid bicyclist, you don't belong on the sidewalk, it's for walking
me: oh ok sorry
drivers: stupid bicyclist, you don't belong on the road, it's for cars
me: oh. WELL THEN I'll just turn on my handy jet engine and take to the skies, so sorry to trouble you
me: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
hannahclarkson: watched the whole thing. just take my money already
my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58
Keep this in mind… even the sexiest person you have ever met in your life...– Hank Green