June 2012
94 posts
when you close the wrong tab
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Just found out Universal Studios lets people get married at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter
dude you can literally have any kind of pizza in neopets i mean
cloudy pizza? you got that shit
asparagus and yogurt? we got that shit too
we got bubbling blueberry pizza so dont even ask
pox pizza? man you sure hate someone dont you but sure
dont even question our DELUXE water pizza man its the shit
starfish pizza yo we got yo back
gay pizza
mud pizza
this glowy shit
and who could forget the mOTHERFUCKING PIZZA BLOCKS
and vegetarian for yall peta pussies out there
“Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.”
—Dalai Lama (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
when you say “so many feels” outside of tumblr, people look at you like you’re an illiterate fuck
50 Shades of Grey has replaced Harry Potter as the best selling paper back ever
“Why don’t you just go to a gym?”
“Fine, I will.”
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how to have sex: an instructional guide
- take your pants off and also your partner’s pants too
- turn around so that your backs are facing each other
- line up your butts and then touch your butt to their butt
- congratulations you sex
When you wake up late, your whole meal routine gets shifted:
- Breakfast for lunch
- Lunch for dinner
- Dinner for some other fourth meal that you have in the middle of the night before crawling back to the darkness of your room to browse the internet until daylight breaks
“Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.”
—Susan Cain, Quiet (via sixteen-sixty-six)
