Because, yeah, on youtube people can “subscribe” to you. But it doesn’t compare to being FOLLOWED. When I think “subscribe” I simply think of someone just signing up for some weekly newspaper horoscope or some shit.
But admit it, when you see “______ is now following you”,
you fucking feel like Moses.
Let my people reblog.
with a bunch of pictures of Matt Smith and all this super creepy text, and I just got this email back from him:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
i don’t have friends because apparently being a sarcastic asshole all the time is only ok on the internet
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.