April 2012
124 posts
“Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.”
—Deepak Chopra (via om-nashi-mee)
I like how websites like Tumblr and Twitter call it "followers"
Because, yeah, on youtube people can “subscribe” to you. But it doesn’t compare to being FOLLOWED. When I think “subscribe” I simply think of someone just signing up for some weekly newspaper horoscope or some shit.
But admit it, when you see “______ is now following you”,
you fucking feel like Moses.
Let my people reblog.
So I accidentally sent an email to my professor that was meant for my friend with the subject "MATT PLEASE REMOVE YOUR PANTS"
with a bunch of pictures of Matt Smith and all this super creepy text, and I just got this email back from him:
….oh god.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
why does everyone fret over their labeling their sexuality omg just touch who u want
for the accuracy of that gif. ^
oh god no not the deer. .___.
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That terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN'T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.
i don’t have friends because apparently being a sarcastic asshole all the time is only ok on the internet
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
