April 2012
132 posts
That terrifying feeling when you are finishing a...
msgendry:
i don’t have friends because apparently being a sarcastic asshole all the time is only ok on the internet
Cosmo sex tip #301:
thunderturd:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
Anonymous asked: 2, 7, 18, 27 & 30
Anonymous asked: 5, 10, 15, 20
Anonymous asked: 4 & 12
Human beings took our animal need for palatable food … and turned it into...
– Greta Christina (Sex and the Off-Label Use of Our Bodies) (via consciousfabrication)